Forums Have Fun started by rohitsircar on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 (No. of Reply: 8) Forums: Career last post by pk_rana on Friday, July 02, 2010 H!, Enjoy these funny jocks.............. Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. _____ Question:What is the fullform of maths. Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students _____ Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE _____ Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday _____ Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?...... japan _____ Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! _____ Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?" Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." _____ Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born. _____ Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. _____ Student:(to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink. Teacher:Go run after it. Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class? Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down. _____ Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?' _____ Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight." NJoy! Rohit................

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Posted by kasif.raza on Tuesday, January 24, 2006

REALLY ITS A GREAT JOKE ............ SARDAR WALA IS TO GOOD

Posted by sonali on Tuesday, January 24, 2006

funny jokes, keep it coming.

Posted by rohit on Tuesday, January 31, 2006

> I wrote your name on sand it got washed. > I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then > I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack . > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > God saw me hungry, he created pizza . > He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi . > He saw me in dark, he created light . > He saw me without problems, he created YOU. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Twinkle Twinkle little star > You should know what you are > And once you know what you are > Mental hospital is not so far. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? > STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens ! > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working. > The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Why does history keep repeating it self? > Because we weren't listening the first time ! > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... > still he was in jail.......why? > coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff ! > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the > violin after the operation?" > "yes of course...." > "Great ! i never could before" > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If > rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you? > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to > free u from darkness and if after you pray and your > still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL ! > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > Live each Day!!! > Love & Laughter..always Rohit........

Posted by rohit on Saturday, March 04, 2006

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't laugh). As she stood in front of Ymaraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered , "those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every Time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh", Said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?? That?s Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. "And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?" Laloo?s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan!..........................." Rohit... dream, realize, plan and work for it.

Posted by gyan on Monday, April 24, 2006

its really good

Posted by sheonarayan on Thursday, June 01, 2006

Good Said. Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't laugh). As she stood in front of Ymaraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered , "those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every Time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh", Said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?? That?s Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. "And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?" Laloo?s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan!..........................." Rohit... dream, realize, plan and work for it.

Posted by lalji43 on Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahin....... Tajmahal banana tha par Mumtaz mili nahin.... Ek din... kismat khuli,.....shaadi hui,........ Ab Taj banana hai par yeh Mumtaz marti hi nahin. rohit

Posted by pk_rana on Friday, July 02, 2010

Very nice. If u have more then please post. Regards pk_rana